Lin's TITS GUACAMOLE

make your own TITS GUACAMOLE:

- 2 full, ripe avocadoes
- 1/2 large hot house tomato, chopped into 3/4 cm chunks
- 1 clove of garlic, finely chopped
- 2 tbsps sweet onion, chopped however you like it (I use very fine chunks, 'cause I hate onion!)
- juice of 1/2 a large lime (pull some of the pulp out in wisps and add it as well)
- 1 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp black pepper
- 1/2 tsp cilantro

1. Mash the first four ingredients together until mildly chunkayyy, and then dump everything else in and mix it up a bunch more.
2. Eat with something delicious, like black tortilla chips.
3. "This shit is tits!" - Biff Young