l.a.m.f.

"I'm sorry I didn't have more to say, maybe I coulda changed your fate; You were so misunderstood, you coulda been anything you wanted to."

Johnny Thunders 07/15/52-04/23/91

pas de sujet.

I want to go to there.

Ps. I've decided that I want to paint one wall in the new apartment to look like outerspace! Space parties galore. Wear your best intergalactic suit!

welcome to the brand new you!

I just saw an astounding infomercial for a product called a "Bump-It".

Please, go watch the video for yourself: http://www.bighappiehair.com/

Aside from looking like a Conehead, my main concern lies here:
You're getting snuggly with your lady, maybe kissing a little here and there. You look into her eyes, lost in how beautiful they are, thinking about what a perfect creature you have sitting in front of you. You reach up to run your hand through her silky hair, when all of a sudden AUUUGHHHHHHH! You ripped your hand open on a medieval torture device!!! Flesh is hanging from your bones, blood is gushing onto your ladyfriend's hair, and she says "Oh that? That's just my Bumpit, silly!"

I don't know about you guys, but I think the Bride of Frank look is pretty demure and sexy:

If anyone has ever tried one of these... I'm sure you must have horror/comedy stories.
Do tell.

and i quote.

"I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit."
(from "Moonstruck")