1.19.2009

8 going on 80

I just had a realization: I am Benjamin Button.

When I was a kid, I did line-dancing (for 2 years!), I cross-stitched, and I did folk-art painting (I even took a weekly class with a bunch of middle-aged ladies). My two favourite shows for a few years were Golden Girls and Empty Nest. It wasn't until I hit 13 and I drank my first beer that the beast was freed.

Why was I an 80-year old adolescent???



1.11.2009

cave in.

Just because I'm bored, and because I'm somewhat opinionated, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows what a masterpiece Nick Cave's "Let Love In" album is.

I might get a lot of naysayers disagreeing with me but... I think it's probably his best work. Of course, that IS just my opinion. It's at least the best stuff he ever did with the Bad Seeds.
A little taste of everything on that one.
Fucking perfect from front to back.




Tracklisting:

1. Do You Love Me?
2. Nobody's Baby Now
3. Loverman
4. Jangling Jack
5. Red Right Hand
6. I Let Love In
7. Thirsty Dog
8. Ain't Gonna Rain Anymore
9. Lay Me Low
10. Do You Love Me? (Part 2)


Yup. Perfect.

1.10.2009

the original bro-mance.

1.02.2009

old people are pervy.

I was sitting on the bus today heading downtown and watched these two little old ladies blatantly check out this strapping Richard Dreyfuss (but older) lookalike when he walked by in between them. I even watched one of the woman's eyes drift to his butt.

It was fantastic.

That is all.




Hey ladieeees...!

1.01.2009

malpractice.

I don't know what to do with myself.
There are slivers in my fingertips.
I can't sleep
and I want to be somewhere that isn't here.

Why am I lonely?
I'm very drunk and my head is pounding.

Jamaica can't come fast enough. I need time away with myself.
It feels like I'm always waiting
for whatever will finally make me feel satisfied and happy in my life.
I hope it comes soon because I'm so tired.