3.19.2009

hey vinny! you're back!

Dear Vin Diesel,

Fast and the Furious 3? FINALLYYY. We were all wondering where you went. Must have been perfecting your performance for what will no doubt be the single most celebrated film of 2009.
Shame on you for making us wait so long.

Ps. Your voice sounds like someone pushing a monster turd out of their anus with a lot of resistance.


Without much love,

Your number minus-one fan
Little Lindsay C.


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