sewing the seeds of hate.

SEWING ZIPPERS INTO GARMENTS SUCKS ASS!!!


I just made a red mini-skirt to wear with my geisha kimono for work this week, and it was the first time I ever made something that had a zipper... and even though I wrassled with that stupid thing for like half an hour and didn't think it would pull through, I TRIUMPHED over that zipper bitch!

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT! EVERY MINUTE, EVERY DAYYYYY-YYYYY!


Ah my sewing machine. She's 1000 years old, weighs 1000 pounds, and likes to give me shit from time to time, but I love that fat bitch.

the loliest lol that ever did lol.

CLICK!



Holy god.
Annnnnnd I'm spent.



Why is it that everything I find the funniest in this whole wide world has to do with Phil Collins?
Case in point, part two: Ju-ju, ju-ju, ju-ju, ju-ju j-j-juuu!


Oh what the hell, while we're on the subject of awesomeness, watch this, too! Hey Donkey, what's goin' on? You're a donkey. I like that. You eat apples, right? I produce Entourage.

teenage rampage.

I'm fucking bored and everyone sucks! Boo to your moms.


It's almost 3 am and I am still awake writing nonsense. I guess it's time to drag my stupid ass to bed. Things feel boring and "on pause" lately. Why?
I want to play music and I'm sick of not doing it. Maybe now that Dave and I have a room basically dedicated to making music, I will actually start to whip up some tunes.

Let's party or something. It's supposed to be Rocktober and so far it feels more like Not-tober.


Go jump in front of a train!

total sonique coma.

Albums I'm currently obsessing over:

Sex Positions - Self titled (Deathwish)
VMW - VMW (Coalition)
Rilo Kiley - The Execution of All Things (Saddle Creek)
Rilo Kiley - More Adventurous (Brute/Beaute)
Big Black - The Hammer Party (Touch & Go)
Imperial Teen - The Hair, The TV, the Baby and the Band (Merge)
Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary (Sub Pop)
Adolescents - Self titled (Frontier)
Les Georges Leningrad - Sangue Puro (Dare to Care)
M.I.A. - Kala (XL/Interscope)
Be Your Own Pet - Get Awkward (Universal/Ecstatic Peace)
The Sonics - Boom! (Norton)
The Sonics - The Savage Young Sonics (Norton)
Boys Noize - Oi Oi Oi (Last Gang)
Doomriders - Black Thunder (Deathwish)
Flowers in the Attic - Flowers in the Attic (Reptilian)
Imperial Leather - Something out of Nothing (Profane Existence)
Ladytron - Velocifero (Nettwerk)
Sisters of Mercy - Some Girls Wander By Mistake (Wea International)
Witch Hunt - Blood-red States (Profane Existence)
Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation (Warner)
Unsane - Scattered, Smothered and Covered (Relapse/Ronald Reagan)
Wire - Chairs Missing (Harvest)



And some timeless faves that I'm always crushing on at any given moment, such as right now:

Sweet - Sweet Fanny Adams (RCA)
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (Universal Music Group)
The Velvet Underground - Loaded (Atlantic/Wea)

robots are invading my house.

Dave and I are getting a drum machine tomorrow! YESSSSS!!!


Fuck yeah dudes, Charlie Sheen is on a train to Awesometown now.
Stay tuned, Pat Boone. Riggity-rowwww.

Ps. I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to JOURNEY/CHEAP TRICK/HEART.................. at the Molson Amphitheater, but decent tickets are like $150 and up! AUGGGGHHHHHH ("Cathy" styles). IT IS SO WORTH IT. But I just have such a hard time justifying spending that much money on concert tickets unless it's for a Faith No More/Ramones mega-back-from-the-dead super show... :(

BOO.

speed queen.

MY SUMMERTIME BIKE RIDING JAMS ARE "HIGHWAY STAR" AND "SPEED KING" BY DEEP PURPLE. SERIOUSLY.
TRY RIDING YOUR BIKE ALL FAST AND SWERVY AND CAREFREE TO THESE SONGS AND SEE HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOU IMMEDIATELY BECOME.




You're welcome.

Ps. Deep Purple ftw.

enuff z-nuff.

People of the world: please stop describing experiences as "organic".

"The process of creating our new album was totally organic..."
"It was very organic, the way I came to that realization."
"Everything about the whole experience was very organic."
"I didn't think there was anything wrong with jacking off onto a dog's back; it happened very organically."

STOP. I'm going to throw something that I think is pretty "organic" at your face if I hear this stupid fucking word one more time.

best wishes.

Well kids, let's all start the weekend and shake off the work week.

I'm half-naked, totally liquored up on strawberry vodka, and BELTING out "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" by Journey at the top of my lungs over and over and over SO loud that I'm sure my neighbours are muttering death threats and cursing the shit out of me, and just whipping my hair around in care-free hair-a-copters.


Ah. Right now feels pretty good. Steve Perry and strawberry vodka flush all my worries down the drain.

Get off the tracks, my Saturday night party train is gaining speed...


Have loads of fun,
Love,
Me and Steve Perry

get frisky on a thursday night.

Hey all you kittens and alley cats... tune into thisisdeadair.tv tonight at 9pm PST/12 am EST for a special edition of Lesa May's This is Dead Air internet tv sexstravaganza with interviewee/co-host, yours truly, the Rock'n'Roll Nurse. That's right, the 'Nurse is comin' back out in full force to chat about all those things you only talk about under your covers and over your pillows, with California's own sexy queen of sass and tease, Lesa May.

Watch, call in, get frisky, have a blast!

-L

dream on.

I had a dream that I was watching Nick Cave play at this small club, and the area he was playing in was only a small corner of the club... most of the people didn't seem to know who he was. I was able to walk right up to him during his set and just stand like 3 feet away with no problems. It was just Nick Cave though, no band, and he was only playing the drums to a recorded track. It was a weird way to see Nick Cave, but hey, he still looks sexy in my dreams!

Oh also there was some weird girl who I knew in my dream and she kept acting all touchy and excited and wouldn't stop bugging me. I had to sternly tell her off but it made me feel really bad because she seemed like a sensitive person.

I woke up this morning to some kids talking (and screaming) outside my window about finding some dead animal and they weren't sure what to do with it. It was cute, I wish I had a videocamera. The whole conversation/dilemma totally reminded me of a movie from the 80s, like a Stand By Me or something along those lines. I never found out what the animal was though. Bird? Raccoon? Wildebeast? I guess I'll never know. (Unless I go downstairs and see for myself)


Well folks, I'm off to Victoria Hospital for some anti-biotics and a truckload o' percs! Peace!