chitty chitty bang bang.

I think I just got a bootycall.

Sweet, I'm like the sex equivalent of Batman. Just shine your penis against a flashlight to make a shadow in the sky and I'LL BE THERE TO EFF YOUR BRAINS OUT!

Oh dear.

(Disclaimer: The previous statement is only applicable to those who I eff on a regular basis. And by "those," I mean "the one person.")