the original bro-mance.

Click on people's faces in the photo to tag them.

old people are pervy.

I was sitting on the bus today heading downtown and watched these two little old ladies blatantly check out this strapping Richard Dreyfuss (but older) lookalike when he walked by in between them. I even watched one of the woman's eyes drift to his butt.

It was fantastic.

That is all.



Hey ladieeees...!

malpractice.

I don't know what to do with myself.
There are slivers in my fingertips.
I can't sleep
and I want to be somewhere that isn't here.

Why am I lonely?
I'm very drunk and my head is pounding.

Jamaica can't come fast enough. I need time away with myself.
It feels like I'm always waiting
for whatever will finally make me feel satisfied and happy in my life.
I hope it comes soon because I'm so tired.

i am hot. what do we dooo?

killing the hero.

http://www.unsworn.org/telemegaphone/



I am TOTALLY phoning it and saying something utterly retarded, like "Luke, I am your Father."
Or making hot sex noises.

Ps. Oh good, Hunter S. Thompson is going to become the next Che Guevara.
Yeah, because HST's dying wish was to have his fucking face plastered on some metrosexual hipster douchebag's chest, and becoming stained with double latte chai tea non-fat frappuchino fuckspresso.

http://www.threadpit.com/store/product.php?productid=173&face=hunter_CA

Kill yourself!

sewing the seeds of hate.

SEWING ZIPPERS INTO GARMENTS SUCKS ASS!!!


I just made a red mini-skirt to wear with my geisha kimono for work this week, and it was the first time I ever made something that had a zipper... and even though I wrassled with that stupid thing for like half an hour and didn't think it would pull through, I TRIUMPHED over that zipper bitch!

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT EVERY MOMENT! EVERY MINUTE, EVERY DAYYYYY-YYYYY!


Ah my sewing machine. She's 1000 years old, weighs 1000 pounds, and likes to give me shit from time to time, but I love that fat bitch.

the loliest lol that ever did lol.

CLICK!



Holy god.
Annnnnnd I'm spent.



Why is it that everything I find the funniest in this whole wide world has to do with Phil Collins?
Case in point, part two: Ju-ju, ju-ju, ju-ju, ju-ju j-j-juuu!


Oh what the hell, while we're on the subject of awesomeness, watch this, too! Hey Donkey, what's goin' on? You're a donkey. I like that. You eat apples, right? I produce Entourage.

teenage rampage.

I'm fucking bored and everyone sucks! Boo to your moms.


It's almost 3 am and I am still awake writing nonsense. I guess it's time to drag my stupid ass to bed. Things feel boring and "on pause" lately. Why?
I want to play music and I'm sick of not doing it. Maybe now that Dave and I have a room basically dedicated to making music, I will actually start to whip up some tunes.

Let's party or something. It's supposed to be Rocktober and so far it feels more like Not-tober.


Go jump in front of a train!

total sonique coma.

Albums I'm currently obsessing over:

Sex Positions - Self titled (Deathwish)
VMW - VMW (Coalition)
Rilo Kiley - The Execution of All Things (Saddle Creek)
Rilo Kiley - More Adventurous (Brute/Beaute)
Big Black - The Hammer Party (Touch & Go)
Imperial Teen - The Hair, The TV, the Baby and the Band (Merge)
Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary (Sub Pop)
Adolescents - Self titled (Frontier)
Les Georges Leningrad - Sangue Puro (Dare to Care)
M.I.A. - Kala (XL/Interscope)
Be Your Own Pet - Get Awkward (Universal/Ecstatic Peace)
The Sonics - Boom! (Norton)
The Sonics - The Savage Young Sonics (Norton)
Boys Noize - Oi Oi Oi (Last Gang)
Doomriders - Black Thunder (Deathwish)
Flowers in the Attic - Flowers in the Attic (Reptilian)
Imperial Leather - Something out of Nothing (Profane Existence)
Ladytron - Velocifero (Nettwerk)
Sisters of Mercy - Some Girls Wander By Mistake (Wea International)
Witch Hunt - Blood-red States (Profane Existence)
Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation (Warner)
Unsane - Scattered, Smothered and Covered (Relapse/Ronald Reagan)
Wire - Chairs Missing (Harvest)



And some timeless faves that I'm always crushing on at any given moment, such as right now:

Sweet - Sweet Fanny Adams (RCA)
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (Universal Music Group)
The Velvet Underground - Loaded (Atlantic/Wea)

robots are invading my house.

Dave and I are getting a drum machine tomorrow! YESSSSS!!!


Fuck yeah dudes, Charlie Sheen is on a train to Awesometown now.
Stay tuned, Pat Boone. Riggity-rowwww.

Ps. I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to JOURNEY/CHEAP TRICK/HEART.................. at the Molson Amphitheater, but decent tickets are like $150 and up! AUGGGGHHHHHH ("Cathy" styles). IT IS SO WORTH IT. But I just have such a hard time justifying spending that much money on concert tickets unless it's for a Faith No More/Ramones mega-back-from-the-dead super show... :(

BOO.